Thursday, February 17, 2005

Eason Jordan and Sharon Stone?

I just read this from Jay Nordlinger's Impromptus column for NRO:

"Hang on, did you read in the gossip pages that Eason Jordan has wound up with SS (I'm speaking of the actress, not Germans)? Not a bad deal for having offended his way out of CNN."

My first thought: Is Sharon Stone a masochist? Eason Jordan is probably in full fulmination mode right now. I can just imagine the two of them together. Jordan whining and moaning about how unfair it was that he had to resign because of tenacious no-name bloggers oblivious to the beautiful, glamorous woman by his side. How galling to be taken down by nobodies! He moping and pouting replaying the moment in Davos when he stated what he thought was an obvious fact even if it couldn't be proven with evidence, her whispering and cooing about what a powerful and great man he was (no, is, she meant is!) soothing his ego making him feel like a man again (or ever). ACK! What was she thinking?! Is it method acting? Perhaps she's preparing for a part.

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